If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders.

-- Hal Abelson

==========


You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

-- Douglas Adams

==========


I ought not to object to your reverence for your fathers,
meaning those concerned with the direction of public
affairs, but to tell you a very great secret, as far as I
am capable of comparing the merit of different periods, I
have no reason to believe that we were better than you are.

-- John Adams

==========


Any excuse will serve a tyrant. 

-- Aesop

==========


Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy 
for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

-- Sholom Aleichem

==========


The fact that people are poor or discriminated against
doesn't necessarily endow them with any special qualities of
justice, nobility, charity or compassion.

-- Saul Alinsky

==========


I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to
write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. 

-- Fred Allen

==========


Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for
it.

-- Woody Allen

==========


For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if
there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is
administered with subhuman inefficiency.

-- Eric Ambler

==========


The only normal people are the ones you don't know very
well.

-- Joe Ancis

==========


I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which,
when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still
more complicated.

-- Poul Anderson

==========


Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve
their reputation and social standing, never can bring about
a reform. Those who are really in earnest must be willing to
be anything or nothing in the world's estimation, and
publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their
sympathy with despised and persecuted ideas and their
advocates, and bear the consequences.

-- Susan B. Anthony

==========


It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let
go of it now and then.

-- Richard Armour

==========


The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that
heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but
'That's funny...'

-- Isaac Asimov

==========


It takes most men five years to recover from a college
education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking
as knowledge.

-- Brooks Atkinson

==========


Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third 
of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will 
be sufficient room for your rage.

-- Babylonian Talmud

==========


Money is like manure, of very little use except it be
spread.

-- Sir Francis Bacon

==========


People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of
other people have been left out on the pleasure.

-- Russell Baker

==========


In the early stages of society uncertainty reigns
supreme, and it has frequently astonished me that
Political Economy has failed to mark the great and
happy efforts that have been made to restrain this
uncertainty within narrower and narrower limits.

-- Frederic Bastiat
==========


The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling,
is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.

-- James Baldwin

==========


Good leaders make people feel that they're at the very heart
of things, not at the periphery.  Everyone feels that he or
she makes a difference to the success of the organization.  
When that happens people feel centered and that gives their
work meaning.

-- Warren Bennis

==========


Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you
were a year ago.

-- Bernard Berenson

==========


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its
pupils.

-- Hector Berlioz

==========


The power of a movement lies in the fact that it can indeed
change the habits of people. This change is not the result
of force but of dedication, of moral persuasion.

-- Stephen Biko

==========


There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

-- Josh Billings

==========


When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s
shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and
could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

-- Hugo Black

==========


There is a myth that though we love freedom, others don't;  
that our attachment to freedom is a product of culture; that
freedom, democracy, human rights, and the rule of law are
American values, or Western values. . . . Ours are not
western values, they are the universal values of the human
spirit. And anywhere, any time ordinary people are given the
chance to choose, the choice is the same; freedom, not
tyranny; democracy, not dictatorship; the rule of law, not
the rule of the secret police.

-- Tony Blair

==========


A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

-- William Blake

==========


Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to
think.

-- Niels Bohr

==========


Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest
man.

-- Napoleon Bonaparte

==========


 The rain it raineth on the just
      And also on the unjust fella,
 But chiefly on the just, because
      The unjust steals the just's umbrella.

-- Lord Bowen

==========


Law is tied to life, and a failure to understand how a
statute is so tied can undermine the very human activity
that the law seeks to benefit.

-- Justice Stephen Breyer

==========


Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures
except that no conclusion can be drawn from them.

-- Joseph L. Brothers

==========


A government system of education in Prussia is not
inconsistent with the theory of Prussian society, for there
all wisdom is supposed to be lodged in the government.  But
the thing is wholly inadmissible here . . .  because,
according to our theory, the people are supposed to be wiser
than the government.  Here, the people do not look to the
government for light, for instruction, but the government
looks to the people.  The people give the law to the
government.  To entrust, then, the government with the power
of determining the education which our children shall
receive is entrusting our servant with the power to be our
master.  This fundamental difference between the two
countries, we apprehend, has been overlooked by the board of
education and its supporters.

-- Orestes Brownson

==========


We may deny the existence of ethnonationalism, detest it, 
condemn it. But this creator and destroyer of empires and 
nations is a force infinitely more powerful than globalism, 
for it engages the heart. Men will die for it. Religion, 
race, culture and tribe are the four horsemen of the coming 
apocalypse.

-- Patrick J. Buchanan

==========


It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures
him to evil ways.

-- Buddha

==========


Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing
because he could do only a little.

-- Edmund Burke

==========


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit
family in another city.

-- George Burns

==========


I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't
always agree with them.

-- George Bush

==========


A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own
absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins,
or nearly all, save those that are worth committing. 

-- Samuel Butler

==========


It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to
find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.

-- Irving Caesar

==========


A written constitution certainly has many and considerable 
advantages; but it is a great mistake ​to suppose, that the 
mere insertion of provisions to restrict and limit the 
powers of the government, without investing those for whose 
protection they are inserted with the means of enforcing 
their observance, will be sufficient to prevent the major 
and dominant party from abusing its powers. Being the party 
in possession of the government, they will, from the same 
constitution of man which makes government necessary to 
protect society, be in favor of the powers granted by the 
constitution, and opposed to the restrictions intended to 
limit them. As the major and dominant party, they will have 
no need of these restrictions for their protection. The 
ballot box, of itself, would be ample protection to them. 
Needing no other, they would come, in time, to regard these 
limitations as unnecessary and improper restraints — and 
endeavor to elude them, with the view of increasing their 
power and influence.

The minor, or weaker party, on the contrary, would take the 
opposite direction — and regard them as essential to their 
protection against the dominant party. And, hence, they 
would endeavor to defend and enlarge the restrictions, and 
to limit and contract the powers. But where there are no 
means by which they could compel the major party to observe 
the restrictions, the only resort left them would be, a 
strict construction of the constitution, that is, a 
construction which would confine these powers to the 
narrowest limits which the meaning of the words used in the 
grant would admit.

-- John C. Calhoun

==========


A society in which adults are estranged from the world of
children, and often from their own childhood, tends to hear
children's speech only as a foreign language, or as a lie.  
Children have been treated as congenital fibbers, fakers and
fantasisers.

-- Beatrix Campbell

==========


The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so 
absolutely free that your very existence is an act of 
rebellion.

-- Albert Camus

==========


 Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe,
 Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
 But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send,
 Save me, oh save me from the candid friend.

-- George Canning

==========


In the last analysis sound judgement will prevail.

-- Joseph Cannon

==========


The only people who think children are carefree are the ones
who've forgotten their own childhood.

-- Orson Scott Card, Shadow Puppets

==========


As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual
certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human
life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an
archbishop so you can meet girls.

-- Matt Cartmill

==========


It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit
to it.

-- Miguel de Cervantes

==========


I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out
of it.  If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't
help it.  It's the truth.

-- Charlie Chaplin

==========


Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a 
bang. You never want to go out with a whimper. Everything 
can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.

-- Julia Child

==========


As for me, I will punch anyone who calls me a conservative 
in the nose. I am a radical.

-- Frank Chodorov

==========


If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would
hardly see anybody.

-- Agatha Christie

==========


All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not
know the utility of futility.

-- Chuang-Tzu

==========


I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. 

-- Winston Churchill

==========


Law stands mute in the midst of arms.

-- Marcus Tullius Cicero

==========


A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can
take from you.

-- Ramsey Clark

==========


But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No
one can avoid them. But it's better to lose some of the
battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated
without ever knowing what you're fighting for.

-- Paulo Coelho

==========


Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.

-- Confucius

==========


I don't think it is of very much use to stay any longer in
the High School, as the boys would better be learning to
hold muskets, and the girls to make bullets.

-- A Connecticut Schoolgirl, 1856

==========


I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is
trying to please everybody.

-- Bill Cosby

==========


Necessity hath no law.

-- Oliver Cromwell

==========


The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that
someday they might force their beliefs on us. 

-- Mario Cuomo

==========


Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they
contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

-- Charles A. Dana

==========


Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

-- Leonardo Da Vinci

==========


If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who
had not been satisfied with their conditions, you would
still be living in caves. Intelligent discontent is the
mainspring of civilization

-- Eugene Debs

==========


All three media—genetic evolution, phenotypic plasticity, 
and memetic evolution—have contributed to the design of 
human consciousness, each in turn, and at increasing rates 
of speed.

-- Daniel C. Dennett

==========


A library is a place where you learn what teachers were 
afraid to teach you.

-- Alan Dershowitz

==========


Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense; no
one thinks he needs more of it than he already has.

-- Descartes

==========


Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained
by stupidity.

-- Nick Diamos

==========


If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by
Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine,
shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog
the pipes.  A more sententious, holding-forth old bore who
expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp of a
student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw.

-- James Dickey

==========


Testing can show the presense of bugs, but not their
absence.

-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

==========


Thus, Lincoln 'saved' the federal union in the same sense 
that a man who has been abusing his wife 'saves' his marital 
union by violently forcing his wife back into the home and 
threatening to shoot her if she leaves again. The union may 
well be saved, but it is not the same kind of union that 
existed on their wedding day. That union no longer exists. 
The American union of the founding fathers ceased to exist 
in April of 1865.

-- Thomas J. DiLorenzo

==========


What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect
generally happens.

-- Benjamin Disraeli

==========


Existence alone had never been enough for him; he had always 
wanted more. Perhaps it was only from the force of his 
desires that he had regarded himself as a man to whom more 
was permitted than to others.

-- Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Roses are red, violets are blue, that's what they say but it
     just isn't true. 
Roses are red and apples are too, but violets are violet --
     violets aren't blue. 
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green.  A pinky's
     not pink.  So what does it mean? 
To call something blue when it's not we defile it.  But ah,
     what the heck, it's hard to rhyme 'violet.' 

-- Dot's Poetry Corner, The Animaniacs.

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Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate
agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and
lightning.  They want the ocean without the roar of its many
waters. 

-- Frederick Douglass

==========


The most important thing in communication is to hear what
isn't being said.

-- Peter Drucker

==========


You charm'd me not with that fair face
  Though it was all divine:
To be another's is the grace,
  That makes me wish you mine.
The Gods and Fortune take their part
  Who like young monarchs fight;
And boldly dare invade that heart
  Which is another's right.
First mad with hope we undertake
  To pull up every bar;
But once possess'd, we faintly make
  A dull defensive war.
Now every friend is turn'd a foe
  In hope to get our store:
And passion makes us cowards grow,
  Which made us brave before.

-- John Dryden

==========


Human purposes grow slowly and in curious ways; thought by
thought they build themselves until in their full panoplied
vigor and definite outline not even the thinker can tell the
exact process of the growing, or say that here was the
beginning or there the ending. Nor does this slow growth and
gathering make the end any less wonderful or the motive any
less praiseworthy.

-- W. E. B. Dubois

==========


I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a
rest.

-- Alexandre Dumas, fils

==========


Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you
anything.

-- Bob Dylan

==========


History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once
they have exhausted all other alternatives.

-- Abba Eban

==========


It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

-- Albert Einstein

==========


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every
rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from
those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and
not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money
alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius
of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a
way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of
threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of
iron.

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

==========


When tyranny is abroad, submission is a crime.

-- Andrew Eliot, 1765

==========


If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you
would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in
the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the
natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of
teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you
shall learn what you have no taste or capacity for.  The
college, which should be a place of delightful labor, is
made odious and unhealthy, and the young men are tempted to
frivolous amusements to rally their jaded spirits.  I would
have the studies elective. Scholarship is to be created not
by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in
knowledge.  The wise instructor accomplishes this by opening
to his pupils precisely the attractions the study has for
himself.  The marking is a system for schools, not for the
college; for boys, not for men; and it is an ungracious work
to put on a professor. 

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

==========


Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as 
becomes you, and be silent.

-- Epictetus

==========


It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the
confident knowledge that they will help us.

-- Epicurus

==========


My work is a game, a very serious game.

-- M. C. Escher

==========


How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? 

-- Elliot, 'E.T.'

==========


In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you've heard
the other side.

-- Euripides

==========


Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we 
always say that the French have been doing it for years.

-- Richard Eyre

==========


When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is
necessary not to make a decision.

-- Lord Falkland, 17th Century

==========


I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific
problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

-- Richard Feynman

==========


... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire
was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate
successful termination of their C programs.

-- Robert Firth

==========


The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold
two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain
the ability to function.

-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

==========


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing. 

-- Redd Foxx

==========


Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.

-- Benjamin Franklin

==========


Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and
the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be
neutral.

-- Paulo Freire

==========


Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.

-- Sigmund Freud

==========


Indeed, a major aim of the liberal is to leave the ethical 
problem for the individual to wrestle with. The 'really' 
important ethical problems are those that face an individual 
in a free society -- what he should do with his freedom.

-- Milton Friedman

==========


If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

-- Robert Frost

==========


Everything you've learned in school as 'obvious' becomes
less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. 
For example, there are no solids in the universe.  There's
not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute
continuums.  There are no surfaces.  There are no straight
lines. 

-- R. Buckminster Fuller

==========


Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one
can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that
everyone will.

-- John Kenneth Galbraith

==========


I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn
something from him.

-- Galileo Galilei, 16th-17th century

==========


Where facts are few, experts are many.

-- Donald R. Gannon

==========


Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.

-- Paul Gauguin

==========


The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

-- Charles de Gaulle

==========


A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater
than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to
avoid trouble.

-- Mahatma Ghandi

==========


Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion
of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

-- Goethe

==========


Life is pain, princess. Anyone who says differently is
selling something.

-- William Goldman, in The Princess Bride

==========


A government that is big enough to give you all you want is
big enough to take it all away.

-- Barry Goldwater

==========


 So now that every bridge is burned,
 and the road home was a long one,
 we're sure that if a lesson's learned,
 it'll probably be the wrong one.

-- Jimmy Gownley, Amelia Rules issue #8

==========


The advantage of a classical education is that it enables
you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from
achieving.

-- Russell Green

==========


Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.

-- Pope St. Gregory I

==========


I don't think you should meet the people you most admire. I
don't want reality to interfere with my image.

-- Ayumi Hamasaki

==========


Power over a man's subsistence is power over his will.

-- Alexander Hamilton

==========


The mark of a free man is that ever-gnawing inner
uncertainty as to whether or not he is right.

-- Justice Learned Hand

==========


There are some who say that you should forgive everyone,
even the people who have disappointed you immeasurably.  
There are others who say you should not forgive anyone, and
should stomp off in a huff no matter how many times they
apologize. Of these two philosophies, the second one is of
course much more fun, but it can also grow exhausting to
stomp off in a huff every time someone has dsappointed you,
as everyone disappoints everyone eventually, and one can't
stomp off in a huff every minute of the day.

-- Daniel Handler

==========


The humblest is the peer of the most powerful.

-- John Marshall Harlan

==========


Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

-- Mitch Hedberg

==========


Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws 
him, and then choose that way with all his strength.

-- Hasidic Saying

==========


Where books are burned human beings are also destined to be 
burned.

-- Heinrich Heine

==========


Pessimist by policy, optimist by temperament -- it is
possible to be both.

How? By never taking unnecessary chances and by minimizing
risks you can't avoid. This permits you to play the game
happily, untroubled by the certainty of the outcome.

-- Robert Heinlein

==========


Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do
not happen at all.  The conscientious historian will
correct these defects.

-- Herodotus

==========


To be fair, as we look back at the twentieth century, just
think of the wars diplomats prevented. Although none come
to mind, there must have been some.

-- Bruce Herschensohn

==========


Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty
life.

-- Eric Hoffer

==========


To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.

-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

==========


I should indeed be glad to find a short cut to end the 
struggle with the immensities of human problems. I have no 
word of criticism but rather great sympathy with those who 
honestly search human experience and human thought for some 
new way out, where human selfishness has no opportunities, 
where freedom requires no safeguards, where justice requires 
no striving, where bread comes without contention and little 
sweat. Such dreams are not without value, and one could join 
in them with satisfaction but for the mind troubled by 
recollection of human frailty, the painful human advance 
through history, the long road which humanity still has to 
travel to economic and social perfections, and but for the 
woeful confirmations which the world has given of the 
failure of idealism alone, without the compass of 
experience.

-- Herbert Hoover, 1934

==========


I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in 
cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way 
obstructed interstate commerce.

-- J. Edgar Hoover

==========


More importantly, it must be made clear again that the idea 
of democracy is immoral as well as uneconomical. As for the 
moral status of majority rule, it must be pointed out that 
it allows for A and B to band together to rip off C, C and A 
in tum joining to rip off B, and then B and C conspiring 
against A, and so on. This is not justice but a moral 
outrage, and rather than treating democracy and democrats 
with respect, they should be treated with open contempt and 
ridiculed as moral frauds.

-- Hans-Herman Hoppe

==========


It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire. 

-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus

==========


Oh, when I was in love with you,
	Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
	How well did I behave.

And now the fancy passes by,
	And nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
	Am quite myself again.

-- A. E. Housman

==========


You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue --
agree with him.

-- Ed Howe

==========


An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called
an idea at all. 

-- Elbert Hubbard

==========


Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

-- Victor Hugo

==========


In all ages of the world priests have been enemies to 
liberty.

-- David Hume

==========


The right to be heard does not autmotically include the
right to be taken seriously.

-- Hubert Humphrey

==========


It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be
governed, when that little wisdom is its own.

-- W. R. Inge

==========


Infidels in all ages have battled for the rights of man, and
have at all times been the fearless advocates of liberty and
justice.

-- Robert Green Ingersoll

==========


A great many people think they are thinking when they are
merely rearranging their prejudices. 

-- William James

==========


The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow
evil because it isn't angry enough.

-- Bede Jarrett

==========


Never spend your money before you have it.

-- Thomas Jefferson

==========


If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of
them is doing the thinking. 

-- Lyndon Baines Johnson

==========


I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them,
and I know how bad I am.

-- Samuel Johnson

==========


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.

-- Erica Jong

==========


There is no greater hell than to be a prisoner of fear.

-- Ben Jonson

==========


The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no
recipe for living that suits all cases.

-- Carl Jung

==========


When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

-- Henry J. Kaiser

==========


I live for a sigh, I die for a kiss, I lust for the laugh,
ha ha! I never walk when I can leap! I never flee when I can
fight! I swoon at the beauty of a rose. And I offer myself
to you, all of me. My heart. My lips. My legs. My calves. Do
what you will - my love endures. Beat me. Kick me. I am
yours.

-- Danny Kaye, the Court Jester

==========


It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

-- Garrison Keillor

==========


We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

-- Walt Kelly

==========


Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

-- Kernighan

==========


Our whole modern view of reality tends to see knowledge as
real and reliable only when it is quantifiable and put on a
table or a graph. However, those aspects of our lives that
are most distinctively human are least suited for reduction
to numbers.

-- Dick Keyes

==========


The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that
carries any reward.

-- John Maynard Keynes

==========


Right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil
triumphant.

-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

==========


Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by
mankind.
   
-- Rudyard Kipling

==========


The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

-- Henry Kissinger

==========


Brothers, it is better to fall as free fighters, than to
live at the mercy of the assassins.

-- Abba Kovner

==========


We have known how to face dangers to obtain our liberty, we 
shall know how to brave death to maintain it.

-- Toussaint L'Ouverture

==========


 To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to
know when you do not know is a disease.

-- Lao Tzu

==========


Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location
where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough
comfortable chairs.

-- Fran Lebowitz

==========


Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something
you remember.

-- Oscar Levant

==========


Of all tyrannies a tyranny exercised for the good of its
victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live
under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.
The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity
may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for
our own good will torment us without end for they do so with
the approval of their own conscience.

-- C.S. Lewis

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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the
joke he resents. 

-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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The work [of software development] is becoming far easier
(i.e. the tools we're using work at a higher level, more
removed from machine, peripheral and operating system
imperatives) than it was twenty years ago, and because of
this, knowledge of the internals of a system may become
less accessible. We may be able to dig deeper holes, but
unless we know how to build taller ladders, we had best
hope that it does not rain much.

-- Paul Licker

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Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong
impulse to see it tried on him personally. 

-- Abraham Lincoln

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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in
having lots to do and not doing it.

-- Mary Wilson Little

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The average person thinks he isn't.

-- Father Larry Lorenzoni

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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult
to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to
manage, than the creation of a new system.  For the
initiator has the emnity of all who would profit by the
preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm
defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.
                
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, 1513

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The means of defense against foreign danger historically
have become the instruments of tyranny at home.
                
-- James Madison

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There is no law so obscene that the police would not be 
willing to enforce it, up to and including the mass 
execution of innocent children.

-- Michael Malice

==========


When you leave the theater wanting to discuss the play, 
that’s a good play. When you leave the theater wanting to 
discuss your life and the world, that’s art.

-- David Mamet

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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining
position.

-- Christopher Marlowe

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Authoritarianism and secrecy breed incompetence; the two
feed on each other. It's a vicious cycle. Governments with
authoritarian tendencies point to what is in fact their own
incompetence as the rationale for giving them yet more
power.

-- Joshua Marshall

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Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of
giving government the power to control men's minds.

-- Thurgood Marshall, US Supreme Court Judge

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well,
I have others.

-- Groucho Marx

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On this new level you live, you have been living more 
comfortably every day, with new morals, new principles. You 
have accepted things you would not have accepted five years 
ago, a year ago, things that your father, even in Germany, 
could not have imagined.

-- Milton Sanford Mayer

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Noone really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a
while you'll see why.

-- Mignon McLaughlin

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The student of media soon comes to expect the new media of
any period whatever to be classed as pseudo by those who
acquired the patterns of earlier media, whatever they may
happen to be.

-- Marshall McLuhan

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My grandmother wanted me to have an education, so kept me
out of school. 

-- Margaret Mead

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Don't be humble ... you're not that great.

-- Golda Meir

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The enjoyment men derive from an economic exchange of goods 
is the general feeling of pleasure they experience when some 
event permits them to make a better provision for the 
satisfaction of their needs than would otherwise have been 
possible.

-- Carl Menger

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is
simple, neat, and wrong.

-- H. L. Mencken

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The least of learning is done in the classrooms.

-- Thomas Merton

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If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no 
more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had 
the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.

-- John Stuart Mill

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After all my erstwhile dear,
My no longer cherished,
Need we say it was not love,
Just because it perished?

-- Edna St. Vincent Millay

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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is
constantly making exciting discoveries.

-- A. A. Milne

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You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.

-- John Viscount Morley

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Everyone must have one thing that they can excel at. It's
just a metter of drawing it out, isn't it? But school
doesn't know how to draw it out. It crushes the gift. It's
no wonder most people never get to be what they want to be.  
They just get ground down.

-- Haruki Murakami, translated by Alfred Birnbaum

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

-- Sue Murphy

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The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to
your face does not approach what your best friends say
behind your back.

-- Alfred De Musset

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Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: 
	A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks
around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working
order. 
	A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of
synagogue functionaries, and there's a joke about that:
	A rabbi, to show his humility before God, cries out
in the middle of a service, 'Oh, Lord, I am nobody!'  The
cantor, not to be bested, also cries out, 'Oh, Lord, I am
nobody!' 
	The shamus, deeply moved, follows suit and cries,
'Oh, Lord, I am nobody!'  The rabbi turns to the cantor and
says, 'Look who thinks he's nobody!' 

-- Arthur Naiman, 'Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish'

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There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know
what you're talking about.

-- John von Neumann

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To set the cause above renown, To love the game above the
prize.

-- Sir Henry John Newbolt

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Maximising the average utility allows a person to kill 
everyone else if that would make him ecstatic, and so 
happier than average.

-- Robert Nozick

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My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter
realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because
I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.

-- Peggy Nicoll

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That everyone has an 'immortal soul' has equal rank with
everyone else, that in the totality of living beings the
'salvation' of every single individual may claim eternal
significance, that little prigs and three-quarter madmen
may have the conceit that the laws of nature are constantly
broken for their sakes -- such an intensification of every
kind of selfishness into the infinite, into the
impertinent, cannot be branded with too much contempt. And
yet Christianity owes its triumph to this miserable
flattery of personal vanity

-- Nietzche, 1895

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Far from being opposites, as is sometimes claimed, liberty 
and equality go hand in hand when we look to the incentives 
of legislatures. In politics, the more serious the invasion 
of liberty, the greater the likelihood that legislators 
have imposed that burden on those deemed 'other' or 
'lesser' in some way.

-- Victoria F. Nourse

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Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant
it may seem at the time. No one learns more about a problem
than the person at the bottom.

-- Sandra Day O'Connor, US Supreme Court Judge

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After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? 
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their
sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women
over to your place by taxi.

-- P. J. O'Rourke

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to
remind him that he is already degraded.

-- George Orwell

==========


Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in
these.

-- Ovid

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Well, my definition of a tragedy is a clash between right
and right.

-- Amos Oz

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A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a
superficial appearance of being right.

-- Thomas Paine

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People had been working for so many years to make the world
a safe, organized place.  Nobody realized how boring it
would become.  With the whole world property-lined and
speed-limited and zoned and taxed and regulated, with
everyone tested and registered and addressed and recorded.  
Nobodody had left much room for adventure, except maybe the
kind you could buy.  On a roller coaster.  At a movie.  

-- Chuck Palahniuk

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If you don't make a mistake, you're not trying hard enough.

-- Charlie Parker

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By the time you swear you're his,
  Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
  Infinite, undying--
Lady, make a note of this:
  One of you is lying.

-- Dorothy Parker

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The whole earth is the tomb of heroic men, and their story
is not given only on stone, but abides everywhere without
visible symbol woven into the stuff of other mens' lives.

-- Pericles

==========


An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the
things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

-- Laurence Peter

==========


Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of
having conferred benefits. Not even the gratification of
receiving them.

-- Ellis Peters

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When I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I 
figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I 
stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness.

-- Emo Philips

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Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers. 

-- Pablo Picasso

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools,
because they have to say something. 

-- Plato

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Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister.

-- Su Tung-p'o

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Nihilism is best done by professionals.

-- Iggy Pop

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Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of 
you as they please.

-- Pythagoras

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To believe something is to believe that it is true;
therefore a reasonable person believes each of his beliefs
to be true; yet experience has taught him to expect that
some of his beliefs, he knows not which, will turn out to be
false.  A reasonable person believes, in short, that each of
his beliefs is true and that some of them are false.  I, for
one, had expected better of reasonable persons.

-- W.V. Quine

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Most of the adults in your society seem to have forgotten
what went on when they were in school as small children. 
If, as adults, they were forced to see it all again through
the eyes of their children, I think they'd be astounded and
horrified.

-- Daniel Quinn

==========


Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?

-- Ronald Reagan

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and
practice; In practice, there is

-- Chuck Reid

==========


I have a reamarkable memory; I forget everything. It is
wonderfully convenient. It is as though the world is
renewing itself for me.

-- Jules Renard

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I wish that I may never think the smiles of the great and 
powerful a sufficient inducement to turn aside from the 
straight path of honesty and the convictions of my own mind.

-- David Ricardo

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Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on.  But
now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other
person over the head with a frying pan.  Sometimes people
are just begging for that frypan, and if we weaken for a
moment and honor their request, we should regard it as
impulsive philanthropy, which we aren't in any position to
afford, but shouldn't regret it too loudly lest we spoil the
purity of the deed.

-- Tom Robbins

==========


Tyrants are tyrants, and tyranny is tyranny, whether under
the garb of law or in opposition to it.  So thought and
acted our ancestors, and so let us think and act.

-- Charles Robinson

==========


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 

-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety 
percent of the time.

-- Franklin Roosevelt

==========


A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight
car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the
whole railroad.

-- Teddy Roosevelt

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It is true that there can be no absolute guarantee that a 
purely market society would not fall prey to organized 
criminality. But this concept is far more workable than the 
truly Utopian idea of a strictly limited government, an idea 
that has never worked historically. And understandably so, 
for the State’s built-in monopoly of aggression and inherent 
absence of free-market checks has enabled it to burst easily 
any bonds that well-meaning people have tried to place upon 
it. Finally, the worst that could possibly happen would be 
for the State to be reestablished. And since the State is 
what we have now, any experimentation with a stateless 
society would have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

-- Murray Rothbard

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We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear
that we are free from great ones.

-- La Rouchefoucauld

==========


Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are 
guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

-- J. K. Rowling

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The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is
expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a
problem.

-- Theodore Rubin

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Leisure is essential to civilization, and in former times
leisure for the few was only rendered possible by the
labours of the many.  But their labours were valuable, not
because work is good, but because leisure is good.  And with
modern technique it would be possible to distribute leisure
justly without injury to civilization.

-- Lord Bertrand Russell, 1932, In Praise of Idleness.

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... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities,
but said that as an inveterate skeptic I have closed my
mind to the truth.  Most notably I have ignored the
evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old.  
Well, I haven't ignored it; I considered the purported
evidence and *then* rejected it.  There is a difference,
and this is a difference, we might say, between prejudice
and postjudice.  Prejudice is making a judgment before you
have looked at the facts.  Postjudice is making a judgment
afterwards.  Prejudice is terrible, in the sense that you
commit injustices and you make serious mistakes. Postjudice
is not terrible.  You can't be perfect of course; you may
make mistakes also.  But it is permissible to make a
judgment after you have examined the evidence.  In some
circles it is even encouraged.

-- Carl Sagan

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You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

-- J. D. Salinger

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Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the
world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up
to you to give [life] a meaning.

-- Jean-Paul Sartre

==========


No  doubt a State possesses legitimate power to protect  
children from  harm, but that does not include a 
free-floating power to restrict the ideas to which children 
may be exposed.

-- Justice Antonin Scalia

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Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for
the limits of the world.

-- Schopenhauer

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I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once,
but I was wrong. 

-- Charles M. Schultz's character Lucy van Pelt, Peanuts

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Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who
could have acted; the indifference of those who should have
known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it
mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to
triumph.

-- Haile Selassie

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It's easy to talk about respecting diversity, tribal
characteristics, and dissent; but anyone who has tried to
lead in a democratic manner knows that it can be
frustrating, slow, and cumbersome. That's why business
leaders often simply command and lead, taking the short
route, with little concern for their employees or their
customers. This kind of business model is a path to nowhere;  
it doesn't lead to the productivity gains that occur when
people find it worthwhile and even inspiring to get up in
the morning for work.

-- Ricardo Semler

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Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure
future ones.

-- Seneca

==========


Use every man after his desert, and who should scape
whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity. The
less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.

-- William Shakespeare, Hamlet (Hamlet, Act II Scene II)

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Over the years, I have come to understand a critical
difference between the world of fear and the world of
freedom. In the former, the primary challenge is finding the
inner strength to confront evil. In the latter, the primary
challenge is finding the moral clarity to see evil.

-- Natan Sharansky

==========


The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no
more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is
happier than a sober one.

-- George Bernard Shaw

==========


Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel. 

-- Lisa Simpson, the Simpsons

==========


Our knowledge is a little island in a great ocean of
nonknowledge.

-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

==========


Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support
it for the rest of your life.

-- Michael Sinz

==========


Education is what survives when what has been learnt has 
been forgotten.

-- B. F. Skinner

==========


Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

-- Slovenian proverb

==========


The real price of everything, what everything really costs
to the man who wants to acquire it, is the toil and trouble
of acquiring it.

-- Adam Smith

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It is true, of course, that there is no way of knowing for
sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple
reason that circumstances change all the time. You might
know someone for several years, for instance, and trust him
completely as your friend, but circumstances could change
and he could become very hungry, and before you knew it you
could be boiling in a soup pot, because there is no way of
knowing for sure.

-- Lemony Snicket

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Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on
days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.

-- Sophocles

==========


Formal education, especially among peoples for whom it is 
rare or recent, often creates feelings of entitlement to 
rewards and exemption from many kinds of work.

-- Thomas Sowell

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It is often the victim’s fate to be victimized a second time 
by the moral neediness of his former victimizer. One can 
chalk up many of black America’s problems since the 1960s 
precisely to this phenomenon. The larger society around 
us—having acknowledged its abuse of us—wants to take charge 
of our fate in order to redeem itself, thus smothering us in 
social programs and policies that rob us of full autonomy 
all over again.

-- Shelby Steele

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When a child first catches adults out -- when it first walks 
into his grave little head that adults do not always have 
divine intelligence, that their judgments are not always 
wise, their thinking true, their sentences just -- his world 
falls into panic desolation. The gods are fallen and all 
safety gone. And there is one sure thing about the fall of 
gods: they do not fall a little; they crash and shatter or 
sink deeply into green muck. It is a tedious job to build 
them up again; they never quite shine. And the child's world 
is never quite whole again. It is an aching kind of growing.

-- John Steinbeck

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A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. 

-- Gloria Steinem

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We want GUIs largely because they are convenient and because
they are easy -- or at least the GUI makes it seem that way.  
Of course, nothing is really easy and simple, and putting a
nice interface on top of it does not change that fact.  A
car controlled through a GUI would be easier to drive than
one controlled through pedals and steering wheel, but it
would be incredibly dangerous.

-- Neal Stephenson

==========


Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could
harbor two opposing ideas in his mind?

-- Adlai Stevenson

==========


An expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he
sweeps on to the grand fallacy.

-- Benjamin Stolberg

==========


It's better to be quotable than to be honest.

-- Tom Stoppard

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I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who have
not got the guts to bite people themselves.

-- August Strindberg

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The true greatness of nations is in those qualities which 
constitute the greatness of the individual.

-- Senator Charles Sumner

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Nobody knew anything, but elite thinkers thought that they 
knew more than the rest beacuse they were elite thinkers, 
and if you're a member of the elite, you automatically know 
more than the nonelite.

-- Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a
solution.

-- Edward Teller

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Men can endure to hear others praised only so long as they
can severally persuade themselves of their own ability to
equal the actions recounted: when this point is passed, envy
comes in and with it incredulity.

-- Thucydides

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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

-- James Thurber

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It must not be forgotten that it is especially dangerous to
enslave men in the minor details of life. For my own part, I
should be inclined to think freedom less necessary in great
things than in little ones, if it were possible to be secure
of the one without possessing the other.

-- Alexis de Tocqueville

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

-- Lily Tomlin

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The instant that any government obtains a monetary printing 
press, it becomes a deeply dishonest government, empowered 
to rob people by stealth. A government with the power to 
print money knows no limits.

-- Jeffrey Tucker

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 Oh Fortune, thy wresting wavering state
 Hath fraught with cares my troubled wit,
 Whose witness this present prison late
 Could bear, where once was joy's loan quit.
 Thou causedst the guilty to be loosed
 From bands where innocents were inclosed,
 And caused the guiltless to be reserved,
 And freed those that death had well deserved.
 But all herein can be nothing wrought,
 So God send to my foes all they have thought.

-- Elizabeth Tudor

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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

-- Alan Turing

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When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle
is one of us!"

-- Turkish proverb

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is
obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

-- Mark Twain

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Love tells us many things that are not so.

-- Ukranian proverb

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow.

-- Jeff Valdez

==========


Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is
it from charity, or revenge?

-- Gustave Vapereau

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A witty saying proves nothing. 

-- Voltaire

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The feeling persists that no one can simultaneously be a
respectable writer and understand how a refrigerator works,
just as no gentleman wears a brown suit in the city.  
Colleges may be to blame.  English majors are encouraged, I
know, to hate chemistry and physics, and to be proud because
they are not dull and creepy and humorless and war-oriented
like the engineers across the quad.  And our most impressive
critics have commonly been such English majors, and they are
squeamish about technology to this very day.  So it is
natural for them to despise science fiction.

-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Science Fiction"

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All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have 
been more specific.

-- Jane Wagner

==========


As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than
to behave well where they have behaved badly.

-- Lew Wallace

==========


Few things can help an individual more than to place
responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust
him.

-- Booker T. Washington

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Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force;  
like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master.  
Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible
action.

-- George Washington

==========


People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously
never children.

-- Bill Watterson's character Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes

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A strong conviction that something must be done is the
parent of many bad measures. 

-- Daniel Webster

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In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had
warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced
Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.  In
Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred
years of democracy and peace -- and what did they produce?
The cuckoo-clock.

-- Orson Welles

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It is a profoundly erroneous truism, repeated by all
copy-books and by eminent people when they are making
speeches, that we should cultivate the habit of thinking
about what we are doing.  The precise opposite is the case.  
Civilization advances by extending the numbers of important
operations which we can perform without thinking about them.  
Operations of thought are like cavalry charges in battle --
they are strictly limited in number, they require fresh
horses, and must only be made at decisive moments.

-- Alfred North Whitehead

==========


  For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
  The saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

-- John Greenleaf Whittier

==========


Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

-- Oscar Wilde

==========


I know that every good and excellent thing in the world
stands moment by moment on the razor-edge of danger and must
be fought for...

-- Thornton Wilder

==========


Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our
intelligence by means of language.

-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

==========


Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few 
short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, 
regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

-- Thomas E. Woods

==========


You can't free a fish from water.

-- Robert Hewitt Wolfe

==========


I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my 
tongue.

-- Xenocrates

==========


There is small risk that a general will be regarded with
conmtempt by those he leads, if, whatever he may have to
preach, he shows himself best able to perform.

-- Xenophon

==========


If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His
windows.

-- Yiddish saying

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Such a fine boy, and so honest too.  He's ready to admit
what he did and he's acting according to his beliefs. Such a
fine, honest boy must sit with me at my seder. I have so
much to learn from him! Just one thing though -- there'll be
no sandwiches at the seder table, unless you make them with
matza.

-- Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berdichev, commenting on an atheist
child who angered his parents by eating bread on Passover

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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!

-- Emiliano Zapata

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Action conquers fear.

-- Peter Zarlenga

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